Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead.

(Source: zombie-nightmare)

(Source: c-a-f-f-e-i-n-3)

(Source: fuckyeahspringfield)

Wait, what?

(Ironic Romeo & Juliet + The Simpsons mashup via BuddyBlanc)

(Source: redheadz-jess)

sovereignspace:

“To be now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a beast.”

It’s bringing love, don’t let it get away!

(Source: highwayytohell)

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Tumblr party!

Hello Grampa, my old friend, 
Your busy day is at an end.
Your exploits have been sad and boring,
They tell a tale that’s worth ignoring.
When you’re alone, the words of your story
Will echo down the rest-home hall,
‘Cause no one at all,
Can stand the sound
Of Grampa.