in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked “what do you want two be when you grow up” and he replied “happy”. the teacher say “you donot understand the assignment” and jjohn lennon said “u dont understand LIFE”. that teacher was albert einstein. reblog if you love god
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Anonymous asked: please tell us how much you like us its like cocaine to us ok kiss our fckn butts and cry about how much we mean to u so we can pretend we dont like it but secretly be like FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
ps. yes i do love you guys▲3 | reblog | 1 week ago
Anonymous asked: I want quarter oriental babies and my ovaries grow impatient
lol i think i know who this is. i’m currently off impregnating europe right now. i’ll see you when i get back haha▲1 | reblog | 1 month ago
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I KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT // music to play while losing your virginity in a cave
01. bump n’ grind - r. kelly 02. let’s get it on - marvin gaye 03. love in this club (cave) - usher 04. your body is a wonderland - john mayer 05. I like it rough - lady gaga 06. I’ll make love 2 you - boyz ii men 07. let’s talk about sex - salt n pepa 08. bed - j holiday 09. I just had sex - lonely island // LISTEN
"Do your palms ever itch?"
'have you even kissed her' 'no but she reblogged my selfie'▲30 | reblog | orig | 3 months ago
Anonymous asked: Is it true that you don't age and have to move cities every quarter century in order to hide this from those you've loved?
I have no idea what you’re talking about..
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too much porn on my dash not enough quotes from the bible
(Source: milliondollachristmastree)▲16695 | reblog | 9 months ago
write my url on your ass and submit it to me
(Source: nogdrinker)▲4292 | reblog | 11 months ago
texting bitches at 11:12 and making their wishes come true
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i swallowed your cum you can text me first
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